Woody Allen (as Miles Monroe) on Science, Sex, and Death
Luna: But Miles, don't you see, meaningful relationships between men and women don't last. That was proven by science. You see, there's a chemical in our bodies that makes it so that we all get on each other's nerves sooner or later. Miles: That's science. I don't believe in science. Science is an intellectual dead end. You know, it's a lot of little guys in tweed suits and cutting up frogs on foundation grants, and... Luna: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh? Miles: Right. Luna: So, then, what do you believe in? Miles: Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.